A satirical masterpiece

 


Title: "Modi’s Shiny, Rich, and Democratic Wonderland: A Satirical Masterpiece"

By Faraz Parvez (Pen name of Professor Dr. Arshad Afzal)
Former Faculty Member, Umm Al-Qura University, Makkah, KSA

Welcome, dear readers, to the second satirical essay for FarazParvez1.blogspot.com, where we explore the dazzling, glittering, and oh-so-democratic paradise that Narendra Modi has crafted for his people.

India, under Modi, is a land of gold-plated streets, where cows have more rights than citizens, billionaires multiply overnight (as long as they are friends of the ruling party), and democracy flourishes—so much so that opposition leaders mysteriously disappear or find themselves enjoying government-sponsored vacations in prison cells.

The economy? Oh, it’s booming! By booming, I mean exploding in ways only a master economist like Modi could orchestrate. The rupee dances joyfully, plummeting against the dollar, while the common man perfects the art of surviving on slogans. Unemployment? It’s just a Western conspiracy. Who needs jobs when you can chant "Modi! Modi!" and feel employed in spirit?

And let’s talk about that “world’s largest democracy” badge India proudly wears. Elections are a grand affair where voting machines sometimes develop artificial intelligence and vote on behalf of the people—always in favor of the ruling party. The media? It’s free, of course—free to air 24/7 Modi speeches, patriotic chest-thumping, and occasional Bollywood distractions.

But the real masterpiece? Modi’s foreign policy! Every time he steps onto foreign soil, cameras capture his world-famous bear hugs, and the Indian media declares yet another diplomatic victory. Meanwhile, neighboring countries chuckle as they watch India wrestle with self-created economic and geopolitical nightmares.

So, dear readers, let us celebrate this golden age of “Shining India.” If you see rising communal hatred, farmer protests, record-high unemployment, or crumbling institutions, just rub your eyes. Modi’s India is like a mirage in the desert—it shines, but the moment you try to drink from it, you realize it was just an illusion.

Stay tuned for more truth wrapped in satire, only on FarazParvez1.blogspot.com!


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